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Headline: Walmart Announces Attempt to Enter the Global Irony Market

November 9, 2011
Bentonville, AR – Today, Walmart boldly announced its attempt to enter and eventually control the global irony market. A spokesperson for Walmart said that Walmart Corporate views the irony market as an area wide open to the Walmart model of globalization and that bringing Walmart into this market will make irony cheaper for mil…lions of American consumers. Late night talk show hosts and comedians expressed concern that their livelihoods would eventually be outsourced to southeast Asian comics as the inevitable shift of irony production moves to the East where a lack of health care, environmental protections, etc. make irony production cheaper. When asked what Walmart’s first move in the irony market would be, the spokesperson said that Walmart would be entering the health care primary provider market. Analysts agree that this is a genius first move in controlling the global irony market.
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